February 2012
faptashu:
wow okay i’m a bitch
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I think I speak for everyone when I say..
I’d have plowed the hell out of Roxanne from ‘A Goofy Movie’.
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How to get your neck back into shape
Dia: Lmao
But yeah wanna know how to get your neck back in shape?
Me: Sure.
Suck dick?
Dia: Dammit Yu
You were supposed say, "No how?"
Me: No, how?
Dia: Ah ha ah ha
SUCK A NIGGA DICK OR SOMETHING
Me: FUCK YOU BITCH
I KNEW IT
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chlorophyll-bunny asked: Bro, I think... I think we should Skype soon~ WE'RE ASCENDING THE LEVELS OF INTERNET BRO-DOM.
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bestialize asked: Our bro-ness levels are high, despite rarely speaking to one another.
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Can I just laugh hysterically? People are turning kidney stones and practically wishing cancer upon people over a bird. I’m not trying to be that one asshole or anything, but seriously. You know it’s from a shitty movie now, and the bird was not hurt. Calm your tits, and move on.
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Anonymous asked: You never do not don't give hot dickings at the local mall ever.
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“Please note it be mentiond that as pre-order item and i will ship it to you at once when it was released. Please don’t leave any neutral / negative feedback or open dispute in ebay / paypal, because they will restrict my account. Thank you very much!!”
Oh, people on ebay. You so silly.
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Let’s play “true” or “false.” You ask me something...
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Meet Rex.
thefrogman:
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I remember when Tash skyped me and was all weird and giddy and cute and shit. Then she hung up before I said hello. It was magical and I fell in love. But then I remember she’s a faggot half demon.
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How can you make a note to yourself saying not to mess with drug dealers anymore when all you do is drugs
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